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Balance Demotivational Poster

BALANCE - Life is defined by death; and death by life. Therefore without life we can never die, but without death we can never live.

TAGS: balance life
Rating: 4.96/5

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ambslashrat - June 21, 2011, 8:20 pm
does that make me immortal because i have no life?


TAGS: balance calendar easy death
Rating: 5/5

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Valymar - March 16, 2012, 5:25 pm
Phew... wow!
maoworks2 - March 13, 2012, 9:24 am
It Makes You Think 5L.

A DICTIONARY - The Jedi would still be alive if they had only looked up the meaning of the word 'Balance'


TAGS: life balance time
Rating: 4.61/5

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Budog - June 14, 2012, 9:10 am
Simple, but deeply profound. 5L
Sho - June 13, 2012, 4:19 pm
Thank you :)
Reality Lord - June 13, 2012, 4:18 pm

..and better and better with each entry.

WELL BALANCED MEAL - The Irish version of a "well balanced diet!"


TAGS: conservatives liberals trying to get balance in the discussion
Rating: 3.22/5

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knowitall - October 2, 2009, 9:21 am
1 lion btw...
knowitall - October 2, 2009, 9:21 am
i don't hear anyone bitching about this not being funny...nice double standard, i would expect no less from the dumbocrats
RONSART - April 8, 2009, 2:15 am
Thank You Miss Deltabob.
Mark - April 6, 2009, 6:38 pm
Hmmm...that quote sounds familiar. I just read that some where recently. LOL...nicely done. I'll throw my five into the pot now.
agdaniele - April 6, 2009, 6:22 pm
If only it were that easy. Ron, I am humbled.


TAGS: nature balance zombie dinosaur future
Rating: 4.64/5

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FatherTyme - June 18, 2011, 2:33 pm
Hmm, awfully close to one that looks vaguely familiar :) #131999
agdaniele - August 9, 2010, 8:29 pm
Yeah, I was sick that day. Figures.
Faceplant31 - August 9, 2010, 8:14 pm
You behind on the times Mr mod? This is for the team motifake challenge.
agdaniele - August 9, 2010, 8:04 pm
You guys? Who guys? Still, 5L!
spacedog - August 6, 2010, 8:54 pm
Very good you guys. 5L

THE BALANCE BEAM - Another Great Spectator Sport

TAGS: balance beam spectator sport ass vagina leotard
Rating: 3.35/5

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Blackskyy - August 7, 2009, 2:09 pm



TAGS: togetherness day balance man and tractor wife there too wonderful weight thank god for obesity farming farmer fun
Rating: 3.44/5

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Sean - October 16, 2009, 8:54 pm
SHE ... offsets me. *wipes tear*


TAGS: anybody seen my tail balance tightrope
Rating: 4.73/5

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Cubbybear - August 1, 2010, 1:25 pm
Whip it good! LOL...5L
agdaniele - August 1, 2010, 1:23 pm
LOL! Outrun the crack of that whip! 5L

BALANCE - The word "Happiness" would lose all its meaning If it was not balanced by the word "Sadness"

TAGS: happy sad balance definition
Rating: 4.71/5

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the1stCOMMI3 - October 28, 2011, 10:27 pm
Sorry, the smart phone decided to go all dumbass on me. I meant to vote a 5. Wish I could change it, but I can't, so yeah. Still funny though.

BALANCE OF THE UNIVERSE - Is the balance between Order & Chaos When the scales tip too far in favour of one, they inevitably tip in favour of the other Thus restoring balance

TAGS: balance universe
Rating: 4/5

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Derek - August 17, 2011, 6:10 pm
Aha! The purpose of the riots was to overcome boredom! ;-)



TAGS: balance diet
Rating: 3.38/5

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Stormhawk - June 14, 2010, 7:57 pm
Bet it still taste like sushi
agdaniele - November 16, 2009, 9:56 pm
LMAO.... well, I am thinking it's about 7th down on his list... but certainly, I shouldn't have overlooked it.
CANADA - November 16, 2009, 9:50 pm
aggy, you cant forget his paint chips as a part of a regular diet
agdaniele - November 16, 2009, 8:08 pm
Now, in as much as the "hooked on phonics class" didn't fit... I am now convinced that your education has consisted of Duplo blocks, mint-flavored paste and soap bubbles. And, the occasional spelling-bee challenge against your teddy bear.
Marvin Wankerstein - November 16, 2009, 7:57 pm
They're probably not smiling because they all have their close on... still.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - December 16, 2008, 8:54 am
That says so much about you, Scorpio7.
Scorpio7 - December 16, 2008, 6:15 am
I'm trying to figure out why none of them are smiling. I would be, if I was in bed with 2 women, even if both of them were my sisters.


TAGS: balance of life kill bill practice i can do
Rating: 3.19/5

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FatherTyme - May 3, 2011, 10:05 am
Whoa, kinda perching close to NSFW, aren't we?
agdaniele - July 25, 2009, 1:35 pm
We needn't look so hard for it when mooooo is around.
RON - July 25, 2009, 1:27 pm
thx Mr. MotiFake...didn,t think of sneaking thru...just posting like others...lol you must have that microscope out again...lol
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 25, 2009, 1:22 pm
I'm surprised you didn't see it Bone. I figured you for a "check out the crotch first" kinda guy.
BoneCD - July 25, 2009, 11:08 am
motifake - July 25, 2009, 9:25 am

Dont think you snuck this one thru ron ;-) I made an exception

FOX NEWS - Fair and.... *snicker* Fair 'n... *snort* Fair... *chuckle* and... *laughter* I can't! I can't say it with a straight face!

TAGS: fox news fair and balanced
Rating: 2.53/5
Sean - August 6, 2009, 11:41 pm
Agreed. Sucky poster. Lame attempt at humor. Regardless of your chosen target, funny is the protocal here.
WTFO - August 6, 2009, 11:37 pm
Obviously another post from a close-minded liberal whose positions are so pathetically weak that they don't stand up to the scrutiny of an actual news agency. Wait, do you work in the White House? Robert Gibbs, did you post this?
Agent K - August 6, 2009, 2:06 pm
anonymous posting=66394
Sean - August 6, 2009, 1:57 pm
Proceed, sweet little drama queen.
rollseyes - August 6, 2009, 12:48 pm
Intellectual dishonesty in a libtard... I could fall over and die from "not suprised"!

BUDDHISM - Remember: If You're Not A Good Person You Could Be Reborn - Even As A Staff

TAGS: new balance sport shoes probably for her 3h workout now
Rating: 2.07/5

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forseti - April 12, 2010, 11:35 am
I'm sorry for that, ice! ;)
ICEMAN - April 12, 2010, 11:06 am
You get 2L because you made me rush to get the eye bleach.

BALANCE - Left one might be dumb as hell

TAGS: butt perfection balance luls
Rating: 1.5/5

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KRis - September 9, 2008, 1:12 pm
Mmmmmmmm, I'm going back for seconds tonight!


Wonder Dawg -

TAGS: grocery cart scary dog balance super hero
Rating: 4.83/5

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GaryO - October 15, 2014, 8:35 pm
This one got by me. 5L


BALANCE OF JUSTICE - Graphic Description


BALANCE - in all things.


WEAZEL NEWS - The only place I go for news because I like my news to be fair and balanced.

TAGS: weazel news fair and balanced
Rating: 1.92/5

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Claire - September 9, 2009, 10:41 pm
Non-biased news?! The apocalyps is upon us!
Zed - September 5, 2009, 11:36 pm
Rollseyes, ever hear the phrase "pot calling the kettle black"?
Rollseyes - September 5, 2009, 10:22 pm
That's it... just keep spreading the hate.

Realisation -